I Eat Asbestos Shirt / Sarcastic Tee / Funny Meme Shirt / Weirdly Specific Shirt / Weird Shirt / Funny Gift For Her / Gift For Him

$26.88

Shipping to United States: Free



This i eat asbestos shirt is a funny sarcastic tee to wear in any situation. This weirdly specific shirt is a funny meme shirt to wear wherever you go. This weird shirt is a funny gift for her, gift for him or anyone in between as these shirts are unisex.

Available in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, & 3XL

✨ 100% ⭐️ PREMIUM ⭐️ Airlume combed and ringspun cotton
✨ Light fabric
✨ Retail Unisex fit
✨ Tear away label
✨ Runs true to size
‼️ Print will scale up or down depending on the size of the shirt.

*Sustainability Commitment: All of our products are made only upon purchase. This practice helps us prevent excess inventory and avoid garment wastes compared to having it made in bulk.

‼️ If you do receive a defective item, please contact us immediately within 3 days and we'll help you as fast as we can.

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*Due to different colors, brightness and exposure of your monitor / display. Actual colors may slightly vary from the image.

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*Due to different colors, brightness and exposure of your monitor / display. Actual colors may slightly vary from the image.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

2-4 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • United States : 3 - 7 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Privacy policy

MilkDesigns Privacy Policy
Last updated 15 August 2022.

This Privacy Policy describes how and when MilkDesigns (“I”, “me”, “my”) collects, uses, and shares information when you purchase an item from MilkDesigns (milkdesignsshop.etsy.com), contact me, or otherwise use my services through Etsy.com or its related sites and services.

You agree that by purchasing an item from MilkDesigns or otherwise interacting with MilkDesigns, you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by all of the terms of this Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, you must leave MilkDesignsShop immediately.

I may change this Privacy Policy from time to time. If I make changes, I will notify you by revising the date at the top of the page.

This Privacy Policy does not apply to the practices of third parties that I do not own or control, including Etsy or any third party services you access through Etsy or through MilkDesignsShop. You can reference the Etsy Privacy Policy to learn more about Etsy’s privacy practices.

Additionally, I will make every reasonable effort to inform you when I interact with third parties with your information; however, you are solely responsible for reviewing, understanding, and agreeing to or not agreeing to any third-party privacy policies.

Information I Collect

To fulfill your order, you must provide me with certain information (which you authorized Etsy to provide to me), such as your name, e-mail address, postal address, and the details of the product that you’re ordering. You may also choose to provide me with additional personal information from time to time if you contact me directly.

Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It

I collect, use and share your information in several legally-permissible ways, including:

  - As needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfill your order, to settle disputes, or to provide you with customer support;

  - When you have provided your affirmative consent, which you may revoke at any time, such as by signing up for my mailing list or to receive notifications from me;

  - If necessary to comply with a court order or legal obligation, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law; and

  - As necessary for my own legitimate interests, if those legitimate interests are not overridden by your rights or interests, such as (a) providing and enhancing my services; (b) Compliance with the Etsy Seller Policy and Etsy Terms of Use;

Information Sharing and Disclosure

Protecting my customers’ personal information is crucially important to my business and something I take very seriously. For these reasons, I share your personal information only for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:

  - With Etsy. I share your information with Etsy as necessary to provide you my services and comply with my obligations under both the Etsy Seller Policy and Etsy Terms of Use;

  - With Third-Party Service Providers. I engage the following trusted third parties to perform functions and provider services to my shop:




  I share you personal information with these third parties, but only to the extent necessary to perform these services;

  - In the Event of a Business Transfer. If I sell or merge my business, I may disclose your information as part of that transaction, only to the extent permitted by law.

  - In Compliance with Laws. I may collect, use, retain, and share your information if I have a good faith belief that doing so is reasonably necessary to: (a) respond to legal process or to government requests; (b) perform legal obligations to which I am bound by agreements; (c) prevent, investigate, and address fraud and other illegal activity, security, or technical issues; or (d) protect the rights, property, and safety of my customers, or others.

How Long I Store Your Information

I retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to provide you with my services and as otherwise described in my Privacy Policy. However, I may also be required to retain this information to comply with my legal and regulatory obligations, to resolve disputes, and to enforce or perform under my agreements. I generally keep your data for the following time period: five (5) years.

Transfers of Personal Information Outside the EU

I may store and process your information through third-party hosting services in the US and other jurisdictions. As a result, I may transfer your personal information to a jurisdiction with different data protection and government surveillance laws than your jurisdiction has. If I am required to transfer information about you outside of the EU, I rely on Privacy Shield as the legal basis for the transfer, as Google Cloud is Privacy Shield certified.

Your Rights

If you reside in certain territories, including the EU, you have a number of rights in relation to your personal information. While some of these rights apply generally, certain rights apply only in certain limited cases. Your rights are as follows:

  - Right to Access. You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me using the contact information below.

  - Right to Change, Restrict, or Delete. You may also have rights to change, restrict my use of, or delete your personal information. Absent exceptional circumstances (such as where I am required to store information for legal reasons) I will generally delete your personal information upon your request.

  - Right to Object. You can object to (a) my processing of some of your information based on my legitimate interests and (b) receiving marketing messages from me. In such cases, I will delete your personal information unless I have compelling and legitimate grounds to continue storing and using your information or if it is needed for legal reasons.

  - Right to Complain. If you reside in the EU and wish to raise a concern about my use of your information (and without prejudice to any other rights you may have), you have the right to do so with your local data protection authority.

How to Contact Me

You may reach me with any concerns relating to privacy at milky@shopmilkdesigns.com .

For purposes of EU data protection law, I, MilkDesigns, am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact me at milky@shopmilkdesigns.com .

Frequently Asked Questions

Sizing details

Size charts can be found on physical product good's photos. Please refer to it for accurate size purchase. None of our regular shirts are oversized - they are all retail unisex fit except the all over printed shirts. If you're still unsure, please measure any existing shirt on your wardrobe with a tape measure and compare it with ours size charts and adjust accordingly. 😊

PS: Thick doesnt always mean "higher quality". Ring spun / Airlume combed means that cotton is combed until the impurities come off making the shirt able to withstand stretch. 👕

Care instructions

For apparel:
* Cold wash only
* Do not bleach or iron on print.
* Turn the shirt inside-out before washing.
* Turn the shirt inside-out before ironing.
* Do not soak printed shirts and other printed products.
* Low tumble dry
* Wash with fabrics of the same weight and color.
* Avoid washing with zippered, textured or buttoned garments.
* Check and discard any foreign objects (loose change, receipts etc) on the washer before washing.

Rush Shipping? Overnight Shipping?

We currently do not offer overnight shipping as we work with a shipping partner. While express shipping is upon request and guarantees 1-3 business days shipping - this does not change the day that it takes to make our items. Express shipping will also cost almost like the shirt with our shipping partner, we can do a more thorough estimate once an order is placed so we can calculate the weight, distance and all that jazz. 😅

Why did you stop selling copies of your art?

We stopped because a lot of people have been using it for commercial purposes even when it clearly says not to. We even went to negatives because of some people and big businesses stealing and reselling our own works and passing it of as their own. From here on now - we will focus more on designing exclusive designs for our shop that will be unique to MilkDesignsShop.

Returns and Exchanges

We're just a small business so we only make your products as they are ordered to save on production costs and lessen wasted inventory and carbon emission.
We do not accept returns or exchanges for wrong sizes so please double check your measurements and refer to the measurements of clothes in your wardrobe and cross refer it with our size charts for informed purchase.

Polyester Vs. Cotton Material

There are instances that a polyester material is needed for the pigments to set and seep in. Most specially in all over print shirts. All over print shirts printed in cotton is only done by big manufacturing companies and could cost up to a hundred dollars each to be done. We cannot afford that as of the moment as we're only a home based business with a team of two. Polyesters are highly stretchable, hydrophobic and hygienic. Meanwhile, cotton is breathable, absorbs moisture and less stretchable. They both have their own advantages and disadvantages. 😊

Item says delivered but it's not there?

There are instances when USPS scans the item as delivered even when they're not (probably to meet their daily quota). These events are outside of our shop's control. Wait a day or two business days and if it still doesnt show up - we'll contact USPS about the missing item. After 7 Days and it still didnt show up, we'll contact your local police station and relay to them your Name and Residence to report the possible Package Theft. We advise you to do the same and we are asking for your cooperation in this serious matter. Please refer to this link for more information: https://faq.usps.com/s/article/Where-is-my-package

Damaged Items?

Damaged items should be reported within 3 days upon date of delivery. Please send us a photo of the damaged item and we'll review it as fast as we can. Damaged items reported after 3 days will not be covered by our shop.

DTG (Direct To Garment) Printing VS. Vinyl Printing

Vinyl Printing might be the cheaper option but this causes the print to peel away when washing. All our garments are (Direct To Garment) DTG Printed meaning that it is directly printed on garments and ink are incorporated on the fabric - this can withstand more wash and wear situations. As with any other printed clothes though, bleaching and long soaks should be avoided to prolong the colors of the printed designs.

Shirt smells sour?

It's probably our sweat and tears. Haha. Just kidding.
Since our shirts are direct-to-garment printed. The inks makes a funny fresh chemical smell upon production. Air it out or give it a spin and it should go away.

Reviews (3)

Average:

A little more form fitting than I was expecting but not uncomfortable! One of my favorite shirts and is subtle enough that most people don't actually bother reading it.


The shirts are such great quality!


My friends loved the “I eat asbestos shirt”!


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